Let's be honest.

I probably won't write anything here beyond this.

It's not that I don't like you, it's just that . . . well okay I might not like you.

I came here because half my friends keep saying "Oh, you didn't read that on LiveJournal?" I really didn't want to sign up for LiveJournal but if it helps me keep in contact with friends strewn out across the planet, then so be it.

You can add me as a friend if you want, but you won't be unlocking some secret hidden treasures that only friends get to see.

If you really want to learn more about me - and come on now, why would you? - go find me on Myspace or something and e-stalk me like a pro. Don't half ass it. You're better than that.